We're out in the middle of nowhere so I attack them with my hatchet because 11 year old me really wanted that armor set. I'm moving along in the woods and I see someone who's obviously disconnected from the game (standing still, not moving) in full golden armor. I'd read to do this in a guide somewhere online.
I'm chopping trees and making bows in the woods on my crafting character to generate gold for my main character. I remember my second day of playing UO back in 1998.